oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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