Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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