i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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