I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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