Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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