batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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