: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
where does the pee come out of this thing
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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