i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The beer is more important than you right now.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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