I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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