Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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