Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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