So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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