Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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