Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
