i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
