Don't you send me to vm
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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