Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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