jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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