I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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