I hate all girls vehemently.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i think im in europe. pls send help
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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