could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Randomize
