i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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