just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
