did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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