u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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