areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
your room smells of hookers.
And success
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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