scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Still dying that you shit outside
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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