I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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