she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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