my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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