Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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