Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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