I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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