...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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