I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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