What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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