I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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