AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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