I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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