He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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