That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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