Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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