I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You are the jesus of drinking
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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