Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
People in love make me want to vomit
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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