Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
where am i from again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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