idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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