SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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