I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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