great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
high people should be assigned attendants
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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