so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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