I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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