now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
