That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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