it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
All the doctor said was why
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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