I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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