I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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