Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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