this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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