The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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